"Go suck an egg"
I know, I know. Who says stuff like that? Well, moi.
Back in the days of yore, when I was like four or five, we were visiting some of my parents' friends in Ironton, Ohio. Steve and Liz. They had two daughters, Missy and Ra'etta. Don't ask. Anyhoo, the girls were a few years older than me and used to treat me like their little dolly or 'pet' whenever we visited. They dressed me up like a hooker and piss my dad off and try to get me to say things.
One time, specifically, they told me to go tell their father to "go suck an egg." Why? Who the hell knows! But I did it. If I remember correctly, I got in heaps of trouble although the adults laughed their asses off.
I felt like saying it again.
Back in the days of yore, when I was like four or five, we were visiting some of my parents' friends in Ironton, Ohio. Steve and Liz. They had two daughters, Missy and Ra'etta. Don't ask. Anyhoo, the girls were a few years older than me and used to treat me like their little dolly or 'pet' whenever we visited. They dressed me up like a hooker and piss my dad off and try to get me to say things.
One time, specifically, they told me to go tell their father to "go suck an egg." Why? Who the hell knows! But I did it. If I remember correctly, I got in heaps of trouble although the adults laughed their asses off.
I felt like saying it again.
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