What would any rational person do?
Ok, so the title should really read "What would Jesse do?" since he is the most rational, logical person I have ever known but I am appealing to my readership with a catchy title. Some of you may not know my dear brother Jesse (sucks to be you) so we'll stick with my generic title.
Say your neighbors brought over a steaming hot plate, overflowing with delicious barbecue last night. They thought you would like some and they were damned right!
Say you had just eaten and were so excited to save that wonderful barbecue for later. Later comes and you were still full but your husband eats his half anyway.
Say you come home from work at lunchtime, after having salivated for HOURS at the thought of eating said barbecue only to find it missing from the fridge???
Yeah. That is exactly what happened.
A little a-hole by the name of Husband ATE IT FOR ME!
So, is it entirely unreasonable to divorce him?
Say your neighbors brought over a steaming hot plate, overflowing with delicious barbecue last night. They thought you would like some and they were damned right!
Say you had just eaten and were so excited to save that wonderful barbecue for later. Later comes and you were still full but your husband eats his half anyway.
Say you come home from work at lunchtime, after having salivated for HOURS at the thought of eating said barbecue only to find it missing from the fridge???
Yeah. That is exactly what happened.
A little a-hole by the name of Husband ATE IT FOR ME!
So, is it entirely unreasonable to divorce him?
posted by Lucy Lime @ 11:07 AM
3 Comments:
At March 3, 2008 6:49 PM ,
Lone Star Ma said...
While the temptation is understandable, you did say he was the best husband in the world, so...I'm just saying...
At March 20, 2008 10:40 AM ,
Marlaina said...
Well, we have a rule in our household: "If you would have wanted it, you would have ate it." It encourages us to eat even when we aren't hungry, but it discourages us from divorcing when husband eats the last of the tortilla chips I was saving for my fresh salsa and there is not a thing left in the house to put it on. So for me, not so much. But that's just me. If you have no house rules, then . . .
At March 25, 2008 11:51 AM ,
Lucy Lime said...
Keep your damn rational rules to yourself, Marlaina!
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