Poo Poo
How come my kid can take his diaper off even with his clothes over it? A bodysuit is no match for this kid! How in the hell does he know how to pull a Zoolander?
And why will he go potty on top of the lid of the potty chair but refuses to sit on it and do the deed correctly?
What's the deal with wanting to watch mummy or daddy use the big potty but screaming in pure agony if we start to perch him upon it?
Why will he squat but not sit? Do we live in effing France or something? Is this the Jungle Book?
Dear lord. He hates to wet or dirty his pants. Heinsists on us immediately cleaning him or the surface in which he pottied, but will not help us out by doing it in his little potty.
Oy vey!
And why will he go potty on top of the lid of the potty chair but refuses to sit on it and do the deed correctly?
What's the deal with wanting to watch mummy or daddy use the big potty but screaming in pure agony if we start to perch him upon it?
Why will he squat but not sit? Do we live in effing France or something? Is this the Jungle Book?
Dear lord. He hates to wet or dirty his pants. Heinsists on us immediately cleaning him or the surface in which he pottied, but will not help us out by doing it in his little potty.
Oy vey!
Labels: potty training
posted by Lucy Lime @ 1:04 PM
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